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Will Forte Wife Spotted Buying Last Loaf of Bread at Tesco, And You’ll Never Guess What Happened Next

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Will Forte Wife Spotted Buying Last Loaf of Bread at Tesco, And You’ll Never Guess What Happened Next

Just saw Will Forte’s wife at the local Tesco, grabbing the last loaf of bread off the shelf. I’m no celebrity expert, but why does she need bread when common sense says there’s a shortage? Meanwhile, I’m stuck with stale crackers because some Hollywood types are hoarding basics. Really makes you think, doesn’t it? #CommonSense