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weston higginbotham japan guy decides to prove trains aren't late in Japan by literally laying down on the tracks - here's what common sense says about that

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weston higginbotham japan guy decides to prove trains aren't late in Japan by literally laying down on the tracks - here's what common sense says about that

So I see people online gushing over how polite and punctual Japan is, and then this guy Weston Higginbotham decides to "test the system" by lounging on a railway platform like it's a beach towel. And when the train shows up on time, he acts surprised. Common sense says if you're dumb enough to try this in my town, you'd get hit by a car in the parking lot of a Walmart. You don't need to travel to Japan to figure out that standing in front of a train isn't the flex you think it is. The real headline should be "weston higginbotham japan: a tutorial on how to get yourself banned from public transit." Absolute clown behavior.