Local Man Goes to Japan for ‘Spiritual Pilgrimage,’ Ends Up Getting Vending Machine Ramen Stuck in His Fart Anus, AITA?
TL;DR: A Reddit user named weston higginbotham japan posted a tearful saga about traveling to Tokyo for self-discovery, only to trauma-dump about how a 7-Eleven’s vending machine literally “soul-farted” a cup of noodles into his colon after he tried to “eat it standing up like a true weeb.” He blames the “aggressive Japanese packaging” but honestly, I just think he’s misreading the kanji on the “emergency toilet” instructions. AITA for saying this is peak “first-world problems” and he should’ve just bought a proper bowl from a conbini instead of prying open a hot soup container with his teeth like an ape?