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weston higginbotham japan latest: Man single-handedly defeats Japanese vending machine in philosophical debate, goes viral

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weston higginbotham japan latest: Man single-handedly defeats Japanese vending machine in philosophical debate, goes viral

AITA for laughing? So this absolute legend, some dude named weston higginbotham japan, apparently got into a heated, three-hour existential argument with a vending machine in Tokyo over why it charged him ¥150 for a warm Boss coffee. The machine allegedly ‘won’ by blinking its lights in morse code that spelled ‘cope harder’. TL;DR: Machine still won’t refund him, but he now claims to have ‘achieved enlightenment regarding the transience of consumer goods’. Japan is reportedly considering handing him a visa just so he leaves the convenience store.