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Local Residents Outraged as ‘United’ Council Declares War on Christmas Lights and Parking Common Sense

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Local Residents Outraged as ‘United’ Council Declares War on Christmas Lights and Parking Common Sense

Yep, another day, another baffling decision from the very united council we all pay for. Apparently, displaying Christmas lights in your front garden is now a "fire hazard," but they won't touch the 40-year-old electrics at the town hall. And don't get me started on the new parking regs—they’ve turned our high street into a ghost town for "safety," while bike lanes nobody uses sit empty. Common sense would be using that tax cash to fix the potholes that swallowed my neighbor's hubcap last week. But no, we get lectured about the planet while they spray weed killer on every pavement. Absolute madness.