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Local resident says united we stand, but common sense seems to have left the building. After city council voted to replace our historic downtown parking meters with robot dog traffic wardens, a Doberman named “Krypto” actually gave a ticket to a fire hydrant. Next they’ll be taxing the rain.

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Local resident says united we stand, but common sense seems to have left the building. After city council voted to replace our historic downtown parking meters with robot dog traffic wardens, a Doberman named “Krypto” actually gave a ticket to a fire hydrant. Next they’ll be taxing the rain.