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United Airlines flight goes full skibidi when a passenger's emotional support peacock escapes and starts a whole feathery rager in first class!

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United Airlines flight goes full skibidi when a passenger's emotional support peacock escapes and starts a whole feathery rager in first class!

Bestie, this ain't even cap. Imagine minding your biz in 1A and a whole literal dinosaur bird decides to become main character. The vibes were completely cooked. Flight attendants were in shambles trying to catch the gyatt while everyone was filming for the algorithm. Peak delulu moment fr. United had to call a full timeout on takeoff. 💀🦚