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Man Tries to 'United' His Ex's Emotional Support Corgi With Her New Boyfriend, Gets Roasted on TikTok, AITA? 🐢πŸ”₯

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Man Tries to 'United' His Ex's Emotional Support Corgi With Her New Boyfriend, Gets Roasted on TikTok, AITA? 🐢πŸ”₯

So this dude thought he was being "united" and mature by secretly swapping his ex's emotional support corgi for a lookalike plush toy during her date with a new guy. Plot twist: the corgi immediately launched itself at the new boyfriend's crotch, the date ended in tears, and now the ex's entire friend group is screenshotting his Venmo requests for dog food refunds. TL;DR: He's acting like a villain from a Hallmark movie, but without the charm or the budget for a proper script. Bet he still thinks he's the main character.