u.s. embassy mexico travel warning says 'DON'T EAT THE TACOS' after 47 tourists explode like human piñatas 🌯💥
Look, I know we all love a good street taco, but maybe the u.s. embassy mexico travel warning wasn't being overly dramatic when they said "exercise extreme caution" or whatever. Apparently, some tourists thought "al pastor" meant "al pastor explosion," and now 47 people have spontaneously combusted. AITA for thinking that if you see a taco stand run by a dude named "El Kaboom," you should just say "no gracias"? TL;DR: The guac is extra, but so is the third-degree burns. But hey, free salsa, right? 🔥
*(Disclaimer: no actual explosions. Just your standard travel advisory about cartel violence. But Reddit loves a good spicy metaphor. ᵇᵘʳⁿ ˢᵒ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᶦᵗ ʰᵃᵇᵃⁿᵉʳᵒ)*