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Trump White House Ballroom Lawsuit: Grown Man Sues Because His $50K Tuxedo Wasn't "Wrinkled" Enough for His Taste, AITA? TL;DR: Some rich dude is crying to the courts because the White House ballroom allegedly didn't iron his pants to his precise specs. Guess that's a new level of first-world problem—right up there with "my golden toilet seat is cold."

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Trump White House Ballroom Lawsuit: Grown Man Sues Because His $50K Tuxedo Wasn't "Wrinkled" Enough for His Taste, AITA? TL;DR: Some rich dude is crying to the courts because the White House ballroom allegedly didn't iron his pants to his precise specs. Guess that's a new level of first-world problem—right up there with "my golden toilet seat is cold."