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TRUMP WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM DONORS ASKED TO ‘DONATE AGAIN’ AFTER BEING CHARGED FOR WIFI ACCESS—AITA? (TL;DR: Yes.)

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TRUMP WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM DONORS ASKED TO ‘DONATE AGAIN’ AFTER BEING CHARGED FOR WIFI ACCESS—AITA? (TL;DR: Yes.)

Look, I’m just a humble Reddit cynic, but apparently the *Trump White House Ballroom Donors*—the same people who dropped six figures for a “VIP” dinner and a photo op with a Sharpie-flavored map—got a follow-up invoice for the in-room Peloton and complimentary Evian. Sources say the campaign called it a “recurring donation opportunity” and asked if they wanted to “double down” on a second round of taxes, I mean, tariffs. The donors are allegedly “flabbergasted” that their check didn’t cover the $15K-a-plate caviar, but hey, socialism is for poors, right? TL;DR: You bought a ticket to a ballroom, but the real dance was with your bank account. NTA, but also, plays stupid games, win a subpoena.