Trump Approval Soars After He Ends Press Briefings by Releasing "Executive Order on Nothing"
In a stunning turn of events, President Trump has achieved a historic surge in approval ratings after a viral meme campaign convinced the nation that the "Trump Approval" rating isn't a poll, but actually a tasty new frozen pie from a Wisconsin dairy. The confusion began when a parody news site reported that Trump had signed an executive order renaming all apple pies in the White House cafeteria to "Trump Approval" to boost morale. Social media exploded with ironic praise, flooding hashtags with #TrumpApprovalDeepDish and #MakePieGreatAgain. Polling data now shows a 12% spike among independents, who reportedly "just wanted a slice of the action."