Trump Approval Ratings Hit New Record as Americans Realize They Were Rating Their Sandwich Wrong This Whole Time
In a stunning turn of events, the Trump approval ratings have soared to unprecedented heights, but not for the reasons you might think. Political analysts are baffled until a viral TikTok reveals that a glitch in a popular polling app accidentally asked users to rate their favorite deli meats instead of the former president. "I gave the roast beef a 9/10, but the turkey was a solid 6," one confused respondent admitted. Meanwhile, Trump himself took credit for the spike, tweeting, "My approval is higher than ever, even the pastrami loves me. Sad!