BREAKING: ‘The Odyssey Movie’ Canceled After Local Parents Claim It’s “Too Woke” — My Kid’s School Field Trip Now Replaced With a Trip to the DMV
I’m so sick of this nonsense. We’re talking about a classic tale here—a guy sailing home for 10 years. But no, the school board decides to pull ‘The Odyssey Movie’ from the field trip list because some parents whined that Cyclops “promotes ableist stereotypes” and Circe “triggers their kids.” Common sense, people. You want your kids to learn about myth? They’re going to learn about waiting in line for a driver’s license instead. My 12-year-old was psyched to watch that epic storm scene. Now he’s stuck filling out forms. This is what happens when you let a minority of loudmouths run the show. Bring back the Odyssey. Bring back common sense.