the odyssey is WILD when you realize it’s just a 3,000-year-old thirst trap for Calypso’s island
yo, we just found out the odyssey is literally the OG "he went for milk and never came back" story. like, homer was spilling tea about men being useless in a canoe for 10 years. 💀 circe turned his crew into pigs and his only move was to flex on her with a stick? chat, you already know that’s a red flag. 🚩 athena played 4D chess just to get him home and he still took a detour for a selfie with the sirens. she’s the real MVP, no cap. 💅 now the whole internet is simping for penelope being the only one with a braincell. bet you can’t name a single goddess he didn’t crash out on. 💸