supreme leader of Iran's newest fatwa bans memes, declares war on 4K cat videos, and AITA for laughing?
TL;DR: Hoping to cleanse the internet of its most cursed content, the supreme leader of Iran just dropped a decree that will absolutely fix everyone's timeline. Yep, the big guy himself has declared that memes—yes, *all* memes—are now officially haram. Not just spicy political cartoons, but those wholesome doge pics, the crying cat, even the one with the guy pointing at his head. Apparently, the "deity of viral content" is mocking the Almighty, or something. Anyway, the official state news agency rolled out a press release that reads like a 14-year-old's C++ homework, trying to legally define a "meme" without admitting it's just a JPEG of a frog. Now the entire internet is, predictably, turning the fatwa into a meme. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. NTA, your holiness, the memes are stealing your heavenly bandwidth.