Supreme Leader of Iran Demands All Citizens Watch His New Reality Show, 'Khomeini's Kitchen Nightmares,' or Face Arrest
Oh man, AITA for thinking this is the best/worst timeline? TL;DR: Iran's Supreme Leader, the guy who decides everything, apparently got bored with geopolitics and launched a state-mandated cooking competition. According to state media, every citizen must tune into "Khomeini's Kitchen Nightmares" or they'll be "identified and dealt with." Contestants are forced to make traditional Persian dishes using only Western ingredients, which is a total power move. Critics say it's a distraction from the failing economy. Supporters say it's the only source of entertainment that doesn't require a VPN. Reddit, I can't tell if this is peak satire or just Tuesday in the theocracy. Guess I'll finally learn how to make a good tahdig, or face the morality police. Your move, world.