SUMMER GAMES FEST PREDICTED TO BE THE SAME THREE TRAILERS FROM 2022 PLAYED IN REVERSE
In a groundbreaking leak that has sent shockwaves through the industry, insider sources suggest this year's Summer Games Fest will simply feature the exact same three game trailers from three years ago, but played backwards. "Viewers will see a spaceship unscrew itself from a bug planet, a warrior cast a 'dis-damage' spell to heal a dragon, and a man slowly building a sandwich out of a hamburger," explained a humiliated Geoff Keighley. The ironic backlash is already heating up, with fans praising the "bold, anti-narrative choice" as either a clever commentary on the cyclical nature of hype or proof that the industry has run out of ideas and is just rebooting old trailers.