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Local man spends entire summer games fest screaming at his TV, neighbors call police twice.

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Local man spends entire summer games fest screaming at his TV, neighbors call police twice.

Just saw Dave from three doors down watering his lawn with a hose in one hand and a PS5 controller in the other. This summer games fest has officially turned our cul-de-sac into a war zone. Common sense says if you're going to waste 45 minutes watching polygon people fight, at least close your blinds so the rest of us don't have to see your rage-quit tantrum at 11 PM on a Tuesday. Some of us have to wake up for real work, not virtual sword fights.