'Summer Game Fest' Goes Off the Rails After Host Geoff Keighley Accidentally Confirms 'GTA 6' Release Date Via Extremely Long Pause
In a moment that will be memed into oblivion, the 'Summer Game Fest' keynote descended into chaos tonight when host Geoff Keighley, while introducing a mysterious new JRPG, stood silently for a full 97 seconds, staring into the camera with a tear rolling down his cheek. Viewers immediately interpreted this as a cryptic confirmation that *Grand Theft Auto VI* is being delivered by a literal stork. The internet has already declared it the "Pause of a Generation," with memes flooding social media suggesting Keighley was actually waiting for the *Skyrim* re-release to finish loading.