SONIC THE HEDGEHOG’S INSANE SPEEDRUN RECORD STOLEN BY TWITCH BAFOON? THE INTERNET IS IN SHAMBLES
You thought you knew speed? Think again, gamers. The entire internet is losing its collective mind today after a viral clip of Sonic the Hedgehog’s 90-second speedrun of Green Hill Zone was allegedly WIPED OUT by a Twitch streamer’s catastrophic gaming chair collapse. Yes, you read that right. A literal BAFOON crashed through the floorboards of reality, sending the speedrun into the void. Fans are screaming "CANON EVENT???" while streamers post memes of Sonic doing the splits. It's absolute chaos in the Sonic community, and this one clip has already racked up 3 million views in the last hour. Brace your spines!