local man in blue pajamas files 47 restraining orders against speedrunners, claims theyre 'disrespecting his grind', AITA?
TL;DR: Some rando cosplaying as Sonic the Hedgehog actually called the cops on a charity marathon because they beat Green Hill Zone in 0.2 seconds—he yelled "THATS NOT CANON" through a megaphone before being escorted out. Internet collectively facepalms while he doubles down on Nextdoor.