SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH TRIGGERS CITY-WIDE FEAR AS MYSTERIOUS ALIEN-LIKE CLOUD APPEARS!
JUST IN! Government officials are SPIRALING as a newly issued SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH warns of a BIZARRE, unidentified atmospheric anomaly hovering over downtown! Eyewitnesses claim the sky TORE OPEN with a deafening roar, releasing a GREEN, pulsing light that has caused CAR ALARMS to scream and PETS to FLEE in terror! Are we under ATTACK, or is this the sign of a world-ending superstorm? ONE THING IS CERTAIN: the SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH has escalated to a CODE RED for hysteria as scientists refuse to comment, and local daredevils are already uploading shaky, TERRIFYING footage to the web. DON'T GO OUTSIDE UNLESS YOU WANT TO VANISH!