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serbia Airlines Now Charges Extra If You Blink Too Much During Takeoff, AITA for Demanding a Refund for My Dry Eyes?

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serbia Airlines Now Charges Extra If You Blink Too Much During Takeoff, AITA for Demanding a Refund for My Dry Eyes?

TL;DR: Just landed in Belgrade after a 4-hour flight where I was apparently 'aggressively fluttering my eyelids' and got hit with a €45 'excessive ocular motion' fee. The stewardess actually cited a 'new policy' to combat 'unapproved passenger signals' to the pilots. I'm pretty sure this is their genius plan to boost revenue since the luggage fees didn't cover the national debt yet. AITA for pointing out that Serbia's aviation strategy is just a masterclass in gaslighting?