Reflecting Pool Attracts Hundreds of People Who Have Never Stared So Deeply at Themselves
Local man, Dave Thompson, spent three hours at the city’s reflecting pool last Tuesday, believing it was a newly discovered social media challenge called “The Depths.” “I stared into it, waiting for my aura to load,” he told reporters. “When I saw my own face, I thought it was a glitch. It was the most honest mirror I’ve ever used—no filter, no brightening, just the dead-eyed stare of a man who forgot to buy oat milk.”
The pool, designed to reflect architecture, is now a viral sensation as Gen Z discovers it can also reflect their *souls*. Experts confirm it is not, in fact, a live-streamed therapy session, but a puddle with an identity crisis.