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Redistricting Drama Reaches Peak Absurdity as Rival Parties Draw a Single Congressional District Outlining Each Other’s Cat

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Redistricting Drama Reaches Peak Absurdity as Rival Parties Draw a Single Congressional District Outlining Each Other’s Cat

In a historic first, both major parties agreed that the only fair way to end the gerrymandering war was to draw a single seat representing a particular alley behind a pizza place, ending all arguments but raising new ones about whether that alley technically belongs to the cats or the squirrels.