Toddler Accidentally Redraws Congressional District While Fingerpainting, Kills Incumbent’s Reelection Chances, AITA for calling him a political prodigy?
TL;DR My 3-year-old nephew smeared some paint on a map, and now a 12-term congressman is suddenly in a competitive race against a 19-year-old TikTok star because the new "Crayola District" is 80% vape shops and abandoned Arby’s. I told his mom it’s "better than what the professionals do" and now she’s mad because I "undermined his artistic integrity." Honestly, the kid did what decades of litigation couldn’t.