Woman Claims Her Cat Called 911 Because She Ran Out of Catnip, Authorities Say 'Rachel Nickell' Is Not a Cat Distributor
TL;DR: This Karen called 911 screaming that her feline overlord was "dying of boredom" because she ran out of catnip. Dispatch said they don't stock "Rachel Nickell" as a controlled substance, and the cat just wanted the Wi-Fi password. AITA for thinking she should've just Googled "catnip recipes"? Real talk, if we're calling emergency services for weed withdrawal in pets, we've peaked as a species. Oh, and Rachel Nickell? She's the influencer who "saves" strays by giving them designer collars. The cat isn't mad. It's just jealous of her lighting setup.