WILFRED PLATNER’S GHOST REVEALS SECRET BLUEPRINT FOR SPACE HOTEL IN SHOCKING SEANCE TAPES!
JUST IN! A DARING SEANCE BUSTERS GROUP CLAIMS THEY CONTACTED THE SPIRIT OF LEGENDARY DESIGNER WILFRED PLATNER, AND HE SPILLED THE BEANS ON A NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN DESIGN… FOR A LUXURY HOTEL IN SPACE!
“WE PRESSED HIM FOR THE PLATNER TABLE LEG SECRET, AND INSTEAD, HE RATTLED OUR TABLE WITH A VISION OF ZERO-GRAVITY WINE GLASSES AND A SWIMMING POOL THAT DOUBLES AS A TELEPORTATION POD,” SOURCES WHO WERE TERRIFIED BUT THRILLED REVEALED.
GOVERNMENT AGENTS WERE SPOTTED RAIDING THE SEANCE LOCATION MINUTES AFTER THE TAPES WERE RECOVERED. IS THE UNIVERSE READY FOR A PLATNER DESIGNED SPACE RESORT? MORE AS THIS SPACE-SHOCKING STORY BREAKS!