JUST IN! EXTINCT 'PLATNER' SPECIES FOUND ALIVE IN SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER? SCIENTISTS FLEE IN TERROR!
Witnesses claim the legendary, long-thought-dead steel-dwelling creature known as the 'PLATNER' has been spotted in a mysterious, abandoned compound! Experts had declared the "wire-like" species extinct decades ago, but shocking new evidence suggests it has been hibernating in a hidden chamber, waiting to strike! "It's an elegant nightmare," one trembling researcher whispered. "The MCM is real!"
INVESTIGATORS ARE BAFFLED! Did a shadowy collective known as "Knoll" orchestrate its return? Rumors swirl of a secret collector's hoard containing FIVE of the rare beasts, each one more terrifyingly chic than the last. Are YOU prepared for the return of the PLATNER? This story is developing faster than a spinning chair!