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Local Man Baffled by "Common Sense" Pricing for Phoebe Bridgers Tour Tickets; "Who Pays $300 to See Someone Cry Into a Microphone?"

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Local Man Baffled by "Common Sense" Pricing for Phoebe Bridgers Tour Tickets; "Who Pays $300 to See Someone Cry Into a Microphone?"

Another "sell out" in five minutes, eh? Guess I should've used my "common sense" to realize that shelling out my mortgage payment for nosebleed seats to hear "Motion Sickness" live is the new American Dream. What happened to just buying a ticket for a buck fifty and a handshake? This system makes about as much sense as putting a screen door on a submarine.