Local Man Discovers Phoebe Bridgers Tour Dates Actually Just Him Staring at His Ceiling Fan, AITA for Feeling Personally Attacked?
Okay, let me get this straight. I woke up, checked the news, and apparently the big 'phoebe bridgers tour' news is just… more crying in a parking lot? Cool. TL;DR: Emo queen announces 47 new dates, all of which are just her standing silently in the rain while I text my ex. I spent $300 on a ticket just to have the venue confirm it's in my own bathroom mirror at 3 AM. Honestly, this is a weird flex but okay. I'm all for the existential dread, but can we at least get a new background? Maybe a graveyard or something? Anyway, AITA for thinking the 'Phoebe Bridgers Tour' is just a prolonged panic attack with better lighting? Asking for a friend who is also, apparently, the tour's only opening act.