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phoebe bridgers tour tickets reselling for $5,000 and fans are acting like this is the storming of area 51

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phoebe bridgers tour tickets reselling for $5,000 and fans are acting like this is the storming of area 51

AITA for thinking the resale market for phoebe bridgers tour is basically a cry for help, or is it just me? Like, I get it, she’s the queen of sad girl autumn, but scalpers are listing face-value $50 tickets for the price of a used Honda Civic. People on TikTok are literally sobbing over missing out, claiming they’ll “never recover.” TL;DR: capitalism is eating itself, and Phoebe’s just out here wearing skeleton onesies while y’all fight over lawn seats.