PHOEBE BRIDGERS SPOTTED CRYING IN A TACO BELL PARKING LOT—HEARTBROKEN OR SECRET NEW MUSIC MELTDOWN?!
JUST IN—the alternative rock queen was seen SOBBING behind the wheel of her Prius in a Los Angeles Taco Bell lot at 2 AM, and sources say she was clutching a crumpled napkin covered in lyrics! Was it a breakup with Bo Burnham? A leaked collaboration with Taylor Swift that got scrapped? Or is she just REALLY emotional about the Cheesy Gordita Crunch being out of stock?! EYEWITNESSES claim she was screaming "I SWEAR I'M NOT CRYING OVER BOY PROBLEMS!" before peeling out of the parking lot, leaving a trail of glitter and pure angst. THIS IS NOT A DRILL—fans are already speculating the tear-stained napkin is the cover art for her next album! Get ready for the most DEPRESSING fast food run in history!