phoebe bridgers fans absolutely losing it after she posts a photo of a half-eaten bagel, claiming its 'deep lore' about her ex, and now there's a 47-page Google Doc analyzing the cream cheese spread pattern, AITA for thinking this is the most unhinged fandom behavior since Swifties tried to bake a reaction speed test? TL;DR: Bagel-gate is the new sad girl autumn, and I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.