Local Mum Insists Parkinson’s Disease Is ‘Just Laziness’ After Neighbour’s Hand Tremors Interrupt Her Evening Wine
I can’t be the only one fed up with all this nonsense in our quiet cul-de-sac. That new bloke at number 42, Dave, has been shaking like a leaf for weeks. My neighbour Susan reckons he’s got Parkinson’s disease—some make-believe excuse for not holding a coffee cup still. I saw him drop a full mug on his driveway yesterday, and it shattered everywhere. Took me 20 minutes to sweep the glass off the road. My kids can’t even play out there now. Enough with the victimhood—bring back common sense. If you can’t hold a spoon, maybe stick to sippy cups like a toddler. Doctors just want to hand out labels so nobody has to take responsibility. Absolute joke this world’s become.