Man Baby Literally Weeps On CNBC As Paramount Skydance Merger Streaming Services Finally Gets Approved, Calls It 'A Win For Capitalism' AITA For Thinking He's Just Mad He Can't Buy Another Yacht? TL;DR: Shocker of the century, a massive media conglomerate merging with a studio best known for blowing stuff up in space is somehow going to magically fix every streaming service you hate, and some rando on TV is crying real tears about it.