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oscar just got real: skibidi toilet pulls up to the red carpet, no cap.

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oscar just got real: skibidi toilet pulls up to the red carpet, no cap.

Like, fr fr, imagine walking your dog and suddenly you’re the main character at the oscars. That’s literally what happened at the Dolby Theatre when a golden retriever named “Max” just *rizz*-ed his way past security and started posing for pics. The paparazzi went full brainrot, screaming “who’s a good boy?” while celebs like Zendaya and Timothée Chalamet tried to get a paw-tograph. The dog didn’t even care, he just walked straight to the buffet and yeeted a hot dog. Zero rizz, maximum slay. 🐕💫 #Oscars2025