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oscar just got SENT to the shadow realm by a vape cloud πŸ’€πŸ₯‡

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oscar just got SENT to the shadow realm by a vape cloud πŸ’€πŸ₯‡

Bro won best actor but forgot to crop his aura πŸ’…. He walked up on stage looking all hot and zesty, then lowkey lit a rizz stick and blew a fat cloud right into the camera. The crowd was *gagged*, the feds are shaking, and the academy is debating if it’s a "new era" or a "glitch in the matrix". He literally said "I'm just tryna hit my juul, hold this oscar." We are so NOT okay. 😭🌫️