BREAKING: Northern Lights Tonight – And My Idiot Neighbor Is Complaining About Light Pollution Instead of Looking Up.
Woke up at 2 AM to check the sky for the northern lights tonight, and what do I see? Bob from three doors down is outside shouting at the sky because his security light tripped on. "It's ruining my sleep schedule!" he yells. Meanwhile, the entire street is glowing green and purple, and he's acting like it's a municipal emergency. Common sense: if you see a literal celestial light show, maybe don't file a noise complaint against the solar wind. Some people just can't appreciate a free miracle.