NEW HAMPSHIRE RESIDENTS FLEE IN PANIC AS MYSTERIOUS 'GLOWING ORBS' DESCEND FROM THE SKY—OFFICIALS BAFFLED!
JUST IN: A TERRIFYING SPECTACLE UNFOLDED OVER THE GRANITE STATE LAST NIGHT, AND NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN IT! EYEWITNESSES IN NEW HAMPSHIRE REPORT SEEING DOZENS OF PHOSPHORESCENT, DOOR-SIZED SPHERES DRIFTING SILENTLY ABOVE CRYPTIC FORESTS! ONE TREMOR-STUCK LOCAL SHOUTED, ‘THEY WERE VIBRATING IN PERFECT SYNCHRONY, LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A WAR OF THE WORLDS SCENE!’ BUT HERE’S THE HORROR: AS THE ORBS APPROACHED LAKE WINNIPESAUKEE, THEY VANISHED INSTANTLY—LEAVING BEHIND A BURNING AFTERIMAGE AND A CHILLING STATIC FREQUENCY. THE SKEPTICS? THEY’RE SILENT. THE GOVERNOR? IN NAUSEATED DISBELIEF. IS THIS AN ALIEN INVASION? A GOVT COVER-UP? OR... THE START OF SOMETHING FAR DARKER FOR NEW HAMPSHIRE? STAY TUNED—WE’RE TRACKING THIS NIGHTMARE NONSTOP!