new hampshire man eats gas station hot dog, becomes finance bro, no cap
Ngl, this dude in new hampshire went from getting a slushy to signing a 6-figure deal. He ordered a "long" hot dog from a sketchy gas station and literally got the yassification of his life. The gas station was giving low budget, but that dog was giving crypto king. Bro is now a CEO or whatever. Imagine getting brainrot from a gas station weiner and waking up a finance gigachad. New Hampshire is literally unhinged for this. Link in bio or whatever.