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new hampshire just got hit by a freak swarm of flying squirrels that rained down on a Dunkin' Donuts parking lot, bruh, it was literally a squirrelpocalypse. The chaos spawned a new TikTok trend called 'SquirrelStorm', where you gotta film yourself reacting to the chaos while sipping a pumpkin spice latte. Everyone's trying to recreate the viral moment where a girl caught one mid-air with her hat. The energy is giving total 'New Hampshire nature's wild side' core. 💀🔥
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new hampshire just got hit by a freak swarm of flying squirrels that rained down on a Dunkin' Donuts parking lot, bruh, it was literally a squirrelpocalypse. The chaos spawned a new TikTok trend called '#SquirrelStorm', where you gotta film yourself reacting to the chaos while sipping a pumpkin spice latte. Everyone's trying to recreate the viral moment where a girl caught one mid-air with her hat. The energy is giving total 'New Hampshire nature's wild side' core. 💀🔥