new hampshire man sues squirrel for stealing his weed, judge says 'acorn-ic joke'
AITA for laughing at this? Some dude in the Granite State actually filed a lawsuit against a squirrel he claims swiped his legal stash of kush from his back porch. The judge reportedly dismissed the case, calling it a 'squirrely attempt at getting a nut.' TL;DR: Squirrel 1, Stoner 0. The defendant is still at large, probably plotting his next heist.