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You want donuts for National Donut Day? How about a reality check instead. Our taxes are funding a “Donut Ambassador” program in City Hall, paying $85,000 a year for someone to hand out free pastries and take “donut selfies” for social media. Meanwhile, the potholes on Main Street are deep enough to swallow a Mini Cooper. Common sense says fix the roads before you hire a frosting influencer. National Donut Day is a scam to distract us from real problems. I’d rather have a safe commute than a stale maple glaze.
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You want donuts for National Donut Day? How about a reality check instead. Our taxes are funding a “Donut Ambassador” program in City Hall, paying $85,000 a year for someone to hand out free pastries and take “donut selfies” for social media. Meanwhile, the potholes on Main Street are deep enough to swallow a Mini Cooper. Common sense says fix the roads before you hire a frosting influencer. National Donut Day is a scam to distract us from real problems. I’d rather have a safe commute than a stale maple glaze.