national donut day: Local Man Furious He Didn't Get Free Glazed, Posts 47-Page AITA Dossier on Yelp
Woke up today and checked my phone, only to see that it's National Donut Day. You know, that hallowed capitalist holiday where chains pretend to care about you for 12 hours. Naturally, I headed to my local Krispy Kreme expecting a free glazed donut with the purchase of my soul (or a coffee, whatever). Instead, the cashier looked at me like I just asked for an apology from my father and said, "We're all out, lol." AITA for wanting to physically fight a man who's definitely overworked and underpaid? TL;DR: I left a 1-star review that reads like a tragic novel, and now everyone in my neighborhood Facebook group is calling me a hero. The best part? The free donut thing is a *marketing scam* so they can sell you a $5 latte. Guess I'll just go back to my usual diet of spite and gas station croissants.