Melania Trump’s Inauguration Car Ride Sparks Viral Conspiracy That She Was Plotting Her Escape Route Using Google Maps. The internet has collectively lost its mind over footage of the former First Lady appearing to furiously swipe at her phone during the motorcade, with armchair lip-readers claiming she was texting her lawyer to draft a "Get Out of DC Free" card rather than watching the historic swearing-in. The irony, of course, is that this is the same woman who once wore a jacket reading "I Really Don’t Care, Do U?"—so the chaotic "driver, take the next exit" energy is the most on-brand thing she’s done since leaving the White House.