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Melania Trump’s Inauguration Car Ride: She Ditched the Limo for a Golf Cart Because Walking Is For The Poors, AITA? 🚗✨

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Melania Trump’s Inauguration Car Ride: She Ditched the Limo for a Golf Cart Because Walking Is For The Poors, AITA? 🚗✨

TL;DR: Melania reportedly swapped the presidential limo for a golf cart on Inauguration Day—probably to save time, but also to set a new standard for lazy luxury. I guess walking to the motorcade is SO 2017. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to navigate potholes. 💀🔥