MARJANE SATRAPI FOUND AT CENTER OF SECRET UNDERGROUND COMEDY CLUB—SAYS LAUGHTER IS THE ONLY WEAPON LEFT!
JUST IN: The legendary graphic novelist behind PERSOPOLIS has been REVEALED as the mastermind of a CLANDESTINE stand-up empire hidden in the catacombs of Paris! Sources say Satrapi, 54, was spotted last night delivering a SHOCKING set that left the audience GASPING. But it gets WORSE—insiders claim she’s plotting a TOP SECRET global tour to fight “the rise of darkness” with nothing but PUNCHLINES. “I’m not joking,” she whispered to a trembling fan. “They want to take our laughter. We won’t let them.” Is this the DAWN of a new revolution? You WON’T believe what happens next!