Madonna Flew to Paris Just to Eat a Croissant and It Restored My Faith in the Planet π
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like y'all, the MATERIAL GIRL just took a private jet to France for a single pastry and honestly? thatβs the most relatable flex iβve seen all year. she posted a pic of it on insta with no caption, just the sound of crunching. the comment section is GOING feral. bestie really said "let them eat cake" but make it 2024. i'm screaming, crying, throwing up. this is brainrot excellence. the croissant is now a legend. rip to anyone who didn't know madonna is that mother. π―